Anonymous asked: you didn't say if you would like kanye if he were white?
I have thoughts.
Ask me a question?
April 11, 2012
April 4, 2012
Anonymous asked: What's the square root of the room your in?
8 somethin, right?
April 4, 2012
Anonymous asked: Is Santa Russian?
Santa is dead. Has been for years.
April 4, 2012
Anonymous asked: What's the lowest amount of money you would suck a man's penis for?
I like this question because it clarifies that the penis in question belongs to a man. It is important to remember that all of your insulting questions must be anatomically correct as otherwise your insult loses all of its sting.
March 31, 2012
Nicki Minaj - “Come on a Cone” (UMG, 2012)
This is the best song ever.
March 19, 2012
Katy Perry - “Ninjas in Paris (Cover)” (Live, 2012)
“This is about to get real embarrassing.”
Yes, yes it is.
March 16, 2012
Wiz Khalifa f/ Amber Rose & Rick Ross - “Never Been Part II” (Mixtape, 2012)
March 11, 2012
Late Night with Conan O’Brien- Triumph at the Star Wars Premiere (NBC, 2002)
Sometimes I watch the current version of Conan on TBS and forget how much of my own sense of humor was shaped by Late Night, especially Robert Smigel’s Triumph and Clutch Cargo bits. That moment in this bit when Smigel thinks of the “which of these buttons calls your parents to pick you up?” joke and laughs to himself is so perfect.
March 6, 2012
I listened to this song a billion times last night. I’m bogged down writing about a ton of other music so I don’t really have much else to say besides this song is great and I’m looking forward to hearing it every time I turn on the radio in my car over spring break.
February 25, 2012
brandonhasablog-deactivated2012 asked: Top 10 kanye beats?
That Malik Yusef song from the Coach Carter soundtrack and that song with Twista from the Mission: Impossible III soundtrack and that’s it.
